FINALLY FOUND: THE BAWEAN TRIBE’S OLD LANGUAGE, THE OLDEST EXTRATERRESTRIAL LANGUAGE ON EARTH.

Not many people know about Bawean, an atoll island belongs to java, Indonesia. The Bawean Island is inhabited by a certain tribe named “Oreng Bhobiyan”, the Baweanesse. The tribe is unique, they not only inhabit an isolated island, they also have their own language, ocak bhobiyan, the Bawean language. In fact, Baweanesse were from many other tribes all over the world. There are Javanese, Sumatrans, Chinese, etc. But, what really makes Bawean special is the result of a very recently research about extra terrestrial language used on this planet, the language of alien. The result shows that: old Bawean language is the very ancient earthy language ever used by any extraterrestrial visitors—the alien.

Prof. Federick Obasanjo, the author of an unpopular U.F.O book, the atoll that fall, found that all of any oldest written Mesopotamian manuscript related to U.F.O that was written in its extinct language is suitable with old Bawean pronunciation. For example, a short scripture carved on a wooden plate which was found under the pillars of Hamurabi’s palace read: toron ka bobo. Kokobung e lebote. Langek terak. Bodo se toron akebo kaonengan. There’s no any even a single word of Mesopotamian extinct language sounds like that, but, if we take the passage above to old Bawean language, it means: coming down. Cross over the rainbow. The sky (was) bright. Something’s coming down bringing knowledge.

What a wonderful passage it was! The very short sentence above informed us what the first extraterrestrial visitors did to our ancestors—Mesopotamian civilization was estimated as human’s first civilization on earth. The alien came to us from million light years away out there. They gave us knowledge, skill and understanding.

This simple fact now become so important. There were hundreds experts gave up to break the secret code of ancient Mesopotamian related with alien, but now, by the finding of the relation between old Baweanesse language with the language used by that old Mesopotamian manuscript, there are more than a thousand experts, researcher from many universities, adorer and even military units working hard to open that secret door.

“We now have a bright and promising chance. We were never as passionate as this before. It seems like we’re talking to another human from thousands years ago.” Obasanjo said in his unpopular book.

Nevertheless, there are some weakness on that language theory. Okanawe Samboruto, a researcher from South Africa who decided to suicide after his national football team—south Africa football team—was failed in 2010 World Cup, indicated some of those weaknesses. “This theory,” said Samburoto while he was raving at a stormy night near Johannesburg, “can’t be a hundred percent trusted. You know why? Because, obasanjo has never been sleep for two months before writing his freaky book. Can we believe what one who didn’t sleep for months said? We can’t! The second, this theory is in fact categorized as scientific theory advertisement. That means the theory’s main purpose is to make the object become popular! Become well known! Become the next most favorite tourism object! That’s it! That’s it dude!”

But one thing which is undeniable, translating ancient Mesopotamian language to old Bawean language was useful and meaningful. This work give logic and understandable result. “so far,” Agarando Simiwiki wrote on his unpublished book, The Two Languages That Bring The World From The Lost Time, “we could only read the scripture, we know the sound correctly, but we don’t know even a thing the meaning. Its just like imitating cows voice without knowing what they mean. Moo… moo… moo… what do they mean? But this language, this old tribe of Indonesia’s language, gave us what we eager to know. Terrific!”

To convince the world about his theory, Obasanjo worked with Pak Sakkir—an old member of Bawean tribe—search for any extraterrestrial archaeological remains around the island. The worked has taken four months time. They both were digging and dismantling many places on the island. “Just like the search of fossil to support evolution theory, you know, till now we don’t find any convincing artifact yet. It’s just a matter of time. Just wait, I promise you I’ll find ones. Or, at least, you’ll read on news paper that both of us, or one, will be abducted by the U.F.O. Trust me, reporters.”

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Well, we, the readers, just need to wait and see. But I, as the owner of this blog, collaborated with my self as Arul Chandrana warn you all strongly not to believe this article. You don’t need to believe it mate, wakakakaka. But, if you love imagination just as I do, let’s just believe it and make it as our last thing to think of before sleeping. After reading the prayer of sleep.

Friday, July 30, 2010